alexander:

me texting: …and im not gonna stop until your nut is thrusted so far up my ass your babies start growing in my lungs and, in 9 months, i WILL sneeze out your full born child

me in person:

(Source: astrobro, via dagger-down)

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Nov 20, 2018

spiervs:

metzosoprano:

spiervs:

i may ‘have depression’ and ‘not function properly’ but guess what?

what?

Gay

(via deadchique)

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Nov 20, 2018

pylertalma:

schmendrick-lamar:

frogboy:

positively-lgbtq:

joey-wheeler-official:

asexualgeorgecostanza:

(via joshpeck)

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Nov 20, 2018

fjordfjucks:

(via twitick)

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Nov 20, 2018

(via dollhandinfection)

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Nov 20, 2018

toomuchjosh:

onlinepunk:

This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen

good ol gainesville

(via isaac)

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Nov 19, 2018

venusinlesbian:

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me

(via henlo-krista)

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Nov 19, 2018

horrifying:

mood

(via lukarhys)

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Nov 19, 2018

simplessence:

mixed-apocalyptic:

jason-peeta-todd:

1. [singular] y’all
2. [plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll

(via twitick)

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Nov 19, 2018

vampireapologist:

So is tiktok like dark vine. Like vine died and we buried it in a cursed cemetery and it came back but something’s not quite right

(via twitick)

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Nov 19, 2018