Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

milotlc:

She knows me so well

milotlc:

She knows me so well

(Source: geesehater)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

evxlution:

I want to be skinny, hot, beautiful, rich, etc., but the thing I really want is to be happy.

(Source: evxlution)

If anyone plays minecraft the server I play on is IP:snailcraft.com
•factions
• set home
•24/7
• free build
• family friendly

simsgonewrong:

overly attached girlfriend: sims edition

simsgonewrong:

overly attached girlfriend: sims edition

simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

(Source: beverlyhilton)